"Dollar for dollar this place is
probably the best club on the East coast. It seems like they really put a great
deal of effort into putting together shows, entertainment, and getting the
sweetest sexiest girls in town. It's really more than just a place to get a lap
dance in a dark corner. There is food served buffet style, hourly sex shows, and
a lot of good looking scantily clad girls to keep you company while you drink
your favorite booze. If they didn't close at night, I'd never leave."
Chad, Strip Club List (03/16/08)
| Reviewed By: Joe from NJ, TUSCL | Rating: 10 | Monday, March 10, 2008 |
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I was back there last
Wednesday night after a many month absence. They have spruced up the
physical appearance a little, but otherwise all seems to be the same.
Cover is $50 for returning patrons. This seems high until you realize that most large Las Vegas clubs now charge $30 cover, and then you have to buy expensive drinks. This evening went like this. At about 8:30 they were serving snacks and had cold cuts to make sandwiches. Around 9:30 there was a Sybian show. That was really interesting, as I have seen movies on the web of girls using that machine, but to see it for real and up close was a thrill. Then 9:30ish they brought in Sushi and other nibbles. I left around 10:30, and I think that they were going to have a girl/girl show. I really enjoy this atmosphere. No noisy DJ, no pole dancing, just a fun "party" where you can sit and meet lovely girls, who are all friendly. They really know how to pick them. There wasn't anyone less than a 7 in the place. The pictures on their web site are the actual girls. I had many dances, with a lot of girls, with one dance better than the next. Good grindage and mutual contact, some of the best dances in the country. My only regret is that I can't get into the city in the evening more often to visit this place. |
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"This club was way beyond what i
expected. the girls were hot and sexy but the vibe was very chill. we weren't
endlessly hassled by the staff or dancers and the dances themselves were very
different from anything else that i had experienced in nyc. this is a really
cool club."
Marco, Strip Club List (02/28/08)
| Reviewed By: CarlSamu, TUSCL | Rating: 10 | Tuesday, January 29, 2008 |
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I visited the club for the
first time last night after reading about it for months here. I travel
to New York regularly and finally made the time to stop by. I was
staying in Midtown and had a 10 block walk to HLD ...not a problem at
all. The area is a bit desolate and the building has definitely seen
better days, but I was not concerned for safety or put off by the walk
there. I arrived at 10:00pm on a Monday night and the place was fairly quiet. There were 5-6 customers and 8-10 dancers working. The schedule in the forum was right on regarding the dancers in attendance. Dancers tonight ranged from 6-9, in my subjective opinion. Once inside I intended to get the membership card, pay the $50 entrance fee, and buy 12 lap dance cards to start the night off. I was told that they are discontinuing the lap dance card program, so I needed to use cash for the entrance and lap dances. Kind of a bummer because I prefer not to carry that much cash around Manhattan. After getting the finances squared away I wandered into the main room. The place was a little dingier than I was expecting, but previous reviews are accurate in the description. The dancers that were working were engaged with other customers so I got a Coke and sat on the couch and watched a porno on the big projection screen. After 20 minutes or so, Belladonna appeared. She is Costa Rican, very pretty, roughly 5'4", amazing ass, and perfect B cup breasts. She and I sat and talked for a while before heading off for a couple of lap dances. She was very good at the dances but I didn't feel the spark I look for in a dancer, so I moved on. Back to the couch to watch a little more of the movie... Jessi appeared not long after that. Jessi is an Ohio girl with short black hair, firm body, great B cup breasts, and a very naughty streak that appealed to me. We went back for 3 lap dances and the connection was there, so off to the private room for an hour-long dance. I met with Benny to handle the finances and tipped him well to make sure our time would be quite uninterrupted. Once in the private room, really nothing more than a bed with a dark curtain concealing it, Jessi and I began what can only be described as 2-way gropefest. She knew exactly what I wanted and I left extremely happy after my hour with her. Every girl is a YMMV situation, but Jessi and I clicked and the mileage was higher than 99% of the places I have ever been to. I give the club a 10 because you can find someone to show you a great time here, the staff is friendly and helpful, and the location is okay. I will certainly be back when I am in New York. |
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"The dancers are amazing. the staff is great. was in town on business and fell
in love with the laid-back vibe this place has. the other patrons were classy
guys...two thumbs up!!!!"
Vince, Strip Club List (01/16/08)
"Fabulous Time. I had my bachelor party
last night and we all had a blast! Your club is by far the best we have ever
been to and that's saying a lot!"
Steve, 11/30/07
"I was in New York for two weeks
and spent four nights at the HLDC. The atmosphere was friendly and pleasant and
the lap dances fantastic. My fondest memories are of Trixie, delightful
personality and wonderful lap dances. Even more Adriana –
Brazilian-Panamanian-Puerto Rican, five feet tall, wears red dresses – a
beautiful person inside and out. A private room with her is as close as you are
going to get to Heaven without the bother of dying."
Roger, Strip Club List
- 6/25/07
"I don't even bother going to
mainstream clubs after I found this place. It's a B.Y.O.B. lapdance party. The
dancers are top quality women: real college students, performance artists, etc.
large variety of personalities: dominants, subs, girls who can hold a great
conversation. less variety physically: mostly Caucasian, less of others. Mostly
not surgically enhanced. B.Y.O.B. means you save your money for the dances! They
usually have free snacks to eat too. If regular clubs leave you feeling empty at
the end of the night, or you end up "buying drinks" for dancers so you can talk
to them between dances, you will LOVE THIS PLACE."
Shadowplay, Strip Club List, 6/20/07
"the place was amazing. we're from the stag the other night and we
had an unbelievable time. I'm from up north (go bills) and those places a tad bit
further north are no comparison. Seriously, all the guys were super impressed.
we had guys from Vegas and Texas and buffalo and nobody has ever experienced
anything like that. eternally grateful. the women were just drop dead gorgeous.
*Kid in a candy store type of feeling*"
Sexy Black Irishman, HLDC Forum
"Visited the club for the first
time on a Thursday night. had an excellent time. best dancer for me, by far, was
a beautiful and lovely woman, Julie. great conversation. super lap dances.
rocked my world. definitely would visit again. A++"
Excellent, Strip Club List, 05/13/07
"GREAT job. Thanks again.
I got such high marks on the bachelor party."
Dave
"Was by on Thursday night. Had a
great time. Loved the Sybian. Keep it as a regular feature! Had several lap
dances. Hope to see Amanda again. She was really good."
Dan
"Hot Lap Dance Club
Discerning gentleman (and curious ladies) join the hot lap dance club where the
girls are gorgeous, friendly and attentive. They’re still only interested in
your money, but the private venues make it seem like an intimate party with a
touch of class. Live lesbian shows involving dildos often included in the $40
cover—won’t find that at a strip club."
NY Press, Sex
Listings, Dec. 2006
"I have been going to this Club for the last few months and I must admit I am
hooked. I first went to their Wednesday club in Downtown Manhattan and was
impressed with the selection of very attractive dancers and the low key
atmosphere. It was a delight to be in a place with no pressure for drinks, etc.
I then went to their Friday loft party in Midtown off Fifth Avenue. The loft was
really upscale and there was a real party atmosphere. I had an incredible time
with a young college girl named Denise in the (free) Fantasy Booth. She was so
sweet and real. Last week, I went to their new Thursday night loft near Port
Authority. This place is off the charts - so huge I almost got lost. I felt like
a sultan. There were so many hot girls. I went to the VIP Suite with Cristina, a
tall Czech blonde - she was so sensual and easy to talk to. Their VIP Suite was
larger then most New York apartments. Their Thursday night loft party is
definitely the place to be in Manhattan."
Jimbo
"My girl and I went on a Wednesday
night and had an amazing night. I can't say enough about the atmosphere. It was
so relaxed and easy going. The staff were courteous and friendly. The dancers
were also friendly without going over the top (not to mention
stunning). Simone gave us a superlative dance and seemed to be a great human
being to boot! What a joy! Thanks from both of us!"
Kevin & Joy
"I was at your Friday event a
couple weeks ago for my friend's bachelor party. I don't much care for regular
strip clubs, but I had a great time at your loft... Everything was definitely
top notch. My girlfriend is begging me to take her and she wants to bring a few
of her bi female friends along for next Friday. Thanks!"
Lex
"I went to last Friday's party for
the first time after being on their email list for many months. I arrived
just before the show which was smoking hot, I mean smoking. They are
exactly what they promise, beautiful girls, no idiot guys. I had four different
women and can't wait to go back. I was going back Wed because the girls were
raving about that place also. I had to cancel because I caught a cold which I'm
still fighting so I can't go tonight either. I don't want to give the girls my
cold. Yes, you get that close. I'm bummed since I been keeping hands off all
week...Arghhh!! Anyway, they're a class act and I hope they stay
around a long, long time.
With no Harmony around anymore, this is the place."
Ben
"Thanks for the kick ass time on
Friday night. It was my first time there and I'm 110% sure it won't be my last.
Keep up the awesome work."
Randy
"We were at the Friday loft party
in Midtown and had a great time. At first, we had some reservations about
coming as a couple since they admitted single males. There were about six
other couples that night and an abundance of female dancers. We felt very
comfortable as a couple and the guys were very respectful. The dancers
were very hot and had a no pressure attitude. After a few lap dances, we
invited three of the dancers to the private VIP room. We can't wait to
come back!"
Elizabeth and Roy
"I went to the Thursday party at
the Midtown East Loft with a few friends from the office. I was amazed to
see so many beautiful women. The large outdoor deck was just great. The
dim lighting really set the mood for lap dancing."
Paul
"Thank you for setting up the
party. I had a fantastic time [at the Loft at Midtown West on Friday, August
11]. And to the lovely ladies, thank you for making my evening. It was a
definite pleasure to meet most of you (to the ones I didn't meet, I'm sure it
would've have been pleasurable as well). And a special shout out to Delilah. You
rock! I hope to be able to attend more parties but will have to see how my
schedule works out. Thanks again."
Max
"Checked out last Thursday's party. Had a really good time. Lots of hot ladies,
really sweet. Interesting place, don't let the outside fool you. Kind of
reminded me of the Harmony. The thing I liked about the Harmony was how friendly
the girls were. It is not all about the lap dances; but when you picked out the
girl you wanted, it was hot."
Ray
"My friend and I had a good time
yesterday. Must say your selection criteria
for the dancers is excellent. Keep up the great work! Thanks."
Vin
"Went
to this lap dance club last Thursday after work for the second time. It is near
my office and Penn Station so it is easy to get to. It is in a full floor
commercial loft - has that kind of cool, alternative party feel to it. I was
hanging out at the bar in the main room. Some girls came up to me to ask me to
dance - they were friendly, but not pushy. Definitely some hot lookers - I don't
know how this place does it - but some of these girls are hotter then what you
find at the top clubs in Manhattan. I met this 21 year old girl from Paris -
beautiful face, perfect body and really sweet. I spent about 40 minutes with her
in a private booth with a curtain. The girl was cool with some touching and no
one bothered me. Very laid back place, lots of privacy, good food, great music,
incredible girls.... Will be back for more!"
Jimmy
"I have been to all the strip
clubs in New York, and this place is by far the best bang for the buck. At
first, I was skeptical, as this place
is in a small building with a
freight elevator. However, once inside, the place was really nice and the staff
was friendly, as well. The place also had good music and a fun and relaxed party
vibe. They have a main room with a BYOB bar and there are lots and lots of
girls. The girls ranged from some 7's and 8's to some real 9's and 10's that
rival any of the top clubs. They have a lot of small, private curtained VIP
booths they you can use for only $40. I met Natalia, a Russian girl, who told me
she is a model and has been in several magazines. She was absolutely gorgeous
with a dynamite body - a solid 10. Best of all, she was sweet and not pushy. I
spent over an hour with her and it was well worth it! I just love this place and can't
wait to come back with a few of my buddies."
Mark
"I have been to all of the new
strip clubs on the West Side that charge up to a $1,000 for an hour for their
VIP booths. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that for only $40 that there were plenty
of VIP booths available. Please put me down for both
Thursday and Saturday of next week."
Charlie
"Came to the party last night
with friends, had a great time, thank you. Please be sure I am added to your
list for upcoming events."
Carl
"Finally made a party tonight and was pleased, especially with Stephanie K. She
was a new girl from Austria. She was friendly, sexy and very
accommodating....and had great tits. Thanks."
John B
"The lap dance parties are incredible and have been the best time of my life!
I have never seen so many hot girls under one roof. A great way to unwind
after a hard day at work."
John
"Once again you made my night so put me down for next week as well and the
following week and the one after that as well. I hope Natalia and Ginger
are back. For a married guy, this is the next best thing to not cheating!"
Jeff
"Thanks for an enjoyable
evening. We look forward to the lap dance party next time we are in town."
Henrietta and James
"I spent over an hour with
Amanda and enjoyed every minute of it. See you next week."
Giovanni
"This was my first time and I
was not sure what to expect. I use to go to the Harmony. I would say
the girls you have represent the top 10% of the girls they had at the Harmony."
Mike
"I thought I would check out this party. I
never go to strip clubs, but I am back here for my third party. I like
Elise at the coat check, too."
Luc
"It was worth waiting for over
an hour for Natalia. Her body is so, so hot - she is a perfect 10.
Thanks again and I will be back."
Chuck
"Really enjoyed it. Nice, casual environment, the entertainment was incredibly
hot, & the girls were, sexy, kookie & fun. Looking forward to the next one."
WithoutDoubt2001
"Please add me to the list for this coming Thursday. Looking forward to seeing
the young hotties again. Enjoyed the place a couple of weeks ago."
Dr. Jimbo
"I came down to your party last Thurs. It was my friend's birthday. I had a
great time. Keep it up."
Enzo
"Manhattan needs a place like this upscale version of the Harmony on Church St.
I was at Harmony several times years ago, I was in my early 20s, it was a hot
place, I met some really hot girls there, very low pressure atmosphere. The
girls were very receptive to being touched. It was the best bump and grind I
ever had. It had BYOB, and didn't need 50 steroid monsters to bully the
patrons."
Frank
"Looking forward to going to the next one. We are a couple form Ct who
love trying new things."
F&J
"This sounds like a nice after-work alternative to
hitting the bars and talking to bore-ass chatty Cathy. keep it coming!"
Doc Rivers
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